by the pure will of god...

...did these stones stay on the lorry that was carting them up the hill, over Monsanto, on the A5 this morning..(well OBVIOUSLY, I was on my way back from IKEA)...and a couple of rail sleepers per rock.

Er. Did I miss something? I drove extra slowly past it just so that madge could draw the lack of evidence.

I once drove up just behind one of those lorries that lug enormous rolls of steel off to wherever enormous rolls of steel are required... just after one of the enormous rolls of steel had rolled enormously off the lorry, and had unravelled just like an incredibly heavy and sharp edge roll of loo paper.

At least they try to strap the enormous rolls of steel loo paper on...surely, they can't just count on gravity for these enormous rocks?

I might colour it in later... then again I may just be enjoying myself making shelves too much.