DID WE GET TRANSPORTED TO FRANCE OVERNIGHT?

What's this? Middle Aged Tits on the beaches? Have the French arrived yet? No, it's not August. I did have to walk up close to these women to make sure they were Portuguese, and they were, most well and truly Portuguese... They were EVERYWHERE on the Alfarim beach we were on on Saturday morning... late middle aged women with their boobs a-dangling pootling around the beach... going for their walks (look, no-one ever goes for a walk on the beach, why would they go for a walk on the beach when they can't even walk to the grocery store at home ? ... no, they're just walking so they can pee in the sea somewhere away from their beach-neighbours, that's all), standing facing the sun so their boobs could get the best exposure... am I being naïve? who really NEEDS brown tits? or is there a new fashion among middle aged middle class pt women that demands brown tits to wear with extremely low cut clothes (probably) or is there a fad of Swinging at the moment that I don't know about?

I half think "yeah, sisters, power to you and your boobs, stick up for your nakedness and stick a finger in the eye of the prudes, man, I mean, sisters"

I half think "oh, put. them . away . and . spare . me!"

Oh, life is such a dichotomy.

(just think of the extra hits I'll get this week from google et al porn searches, what with: tits, boobs, dangling, swinging, middle aged, sisters, nakedness, stick a finger in, french, low cut, pee. If I just put in "incest", "teen" and "gayasianbabes" I'll get about a gazillion new visitators. do I want them though? do I want dirty people with sticky little mits fingering through my blog? eugh... no thanks!)


*huge snort* (that's probably another one)


HA!