more real paint

for tis monday and tis my busiest day of the week and I am trying to be funny elsewhere at the same time as feeding small people and big people and defrosting the goddam fridge and hanging out laundry and wiping bums.

So, for the moment, would you hum "sailing by" to yourselves.

If you don't know what sailing by sounds like, go to the R4 website and find it there somewhere.

God, I love "sailing by", the cheesiest piece of music in the world, the sort of thing that should be played in front of the nasty yachting pictures that used to be in the waiting room of my sadist, sorry, dentist.

Hmmm. Ought to go and put the pasta on.

What a drag.

I'm sure they're old enough to make sandwiches by themselves, aren't they?

Bugger.