the vitriolica webb way to defrost a fridge

There's something about the thought of defrosting a fridge or a freezer, like squeezing zits, picking scabs, plucking hair, scraping goo out of cookers, unblocking drains or plunging sinks that really appeals to me.

And then I actually get started.

Thirty seconds in and I want out.

So, today, I tried to threaten the six inch thick frost with some made up kung fu moves.

Strangely, it didn't work.

Luckily, the machete I took to it next worked a treat.