lorks-a-channel-surfing

Once in a while I sit myself down in front of MTV to see what the hell is going on and what I'm missing, rapidly becoming an old fuddyduddy as I am, in the "modern world".

And last evening I sat myself down in front of MTV for the first time in a long while... and my lasting impression was that it was ALL BOOTY (which is the Amerkan translation for BOTTY. (see? clever, huh? just one letter change, you've got a whole new word))... just lots and lots of very pretty girls with no clothes on, touching themselves up and wobbling their wobbly boobies and botties in the faces of rapping and singing young men/boys (presumably THAT'S the reason for the extremely baggy trousers... to hide over-excitedness)... and me.

They do have very pretty botties, but I don't like having anyone's botty wobbled in my face. Do you? NO, don't answer that!



I think I may have to start calling myself Auntie Vitriolica. I bought "Wuthering Heights" in audio form for my iPod yesterday. Maybe I should crochet a little lace jacket for it now.

p.s. if i could have a blog that looked like this i'd be a happy vit. w.o.w.