How myths are born

Honest, I can bounce now, just like this.

With a little help from a trampoline that arrived yesterday (a christmas present for the girls from the vitparents) that's going to change my life, tone up my thighs (for thighs, read BUM), - oh yeah, it's for the girls - entertain my children, give them some exercise (it has a fantastic safety net, before anyone looks at me in horror like the in-laws/sogros did) and scare the crap out of people walking past who will only see a great big vit 'n' madge flying up in the air, calling out "bom diiiiiia!" to them. ahahahahahahahah. evil laugh. obviously.

baDOING!